CLAYTONS EXERCISE

Sketchers SHAPE UPS are the greatest invention since the washing machine.  In a few short weeks of just wearing them around the house, my buttocks are firmer as are my leg muscles and even my posture has improved.  I even wear them to the shops or doing the dishes and do the exercises that the included DVD shows me whilst doing them.  They should be nicknamed "CLAYTONS SHAPE UPS" as they're the exercise you're doing whilst you're not doing exercise.

PM FOR PRESIDENT

The old adage, what a difference a day makes, certainly came to the fore on last night's edition of the 7pm Project.  Guest on the panel was our first female PM, Julia Gillard.  I must say that I was amongst most of the population whom, until last night, was certain she was some kind of android, programmed from the back and in desperate need of her key wound.  Turning "real" has changed her into a fully functioning human being.  She showed warmth, humility, and great tact (especially when trying to be bulldozed by one Steve "grumpy old man" Price).  I for one am now happy that Julia is holding our highest office.  Her language was fluent and fluctuating like a normal persons (apart from the Adelaide accent or like a bogan as my husband called it).  She has a great sense of humour and frivolity and even behaved a bit like a school girl at certain times.  I'm sure she is extremely proud of herself, as are her parents as she recalled a moment when her mum was asking her, as in the old Lean Cuisine ads, if she's looking after herself, and getting enough sleep?  Go Julia, go.  Kick that ear-flapping, budgie-smuggling, broadband ignorant R2D2 Abbott to the kerb so we can flush him down the drain and out into the sea along with all his outdated liberal policies.

ABOUT BLOODY TIME!

Well, this is the first of many blogs to come.  Being hugely techo I'm surprised I've just started a blog now but when you're fucking awesome and you have a very busy life and loads of people depend on you because you're totally awesome, time is very limited to spend on yourself.  Hopefully I'll be able to speak out on whatever is happening in my amazingly awesome life on a daily basis but if not, all you desperate try-hard cling-on awesome wannabees will have to put your lives on hold until the time comes when my shining awesome light will dawn upon you with my words of awesome wisdom and awesome humour.  Awesome.